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Puerto Rico Highway 29 (PR-29) is an avenue in the city of Bayamón, Puerto Rico. It connects from the PR-2 to the PR-5, intersects the PR-167 at Plaza del Sol. This road is called Avenida Main Oeste.
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The Shantou–Kunming Expressway, designated as G78 and commonly referred to as the Shankun Expressway is an expressway in China that connects the cities of Shantou, Guangdong, and Kunming, Yunnan. When complete, it will be 1,882 km (1,169 mi) in length.
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Chris Hart is an American-born Japanese singer, songwriter, and producer who gained popularity as a J-pop artist in Japan.
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