{ "id": 112, "advice

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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}

{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}

{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

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