{"type":"general","setup":"Can I watch the TV?","punchline":"Yes, but don’t turn it on.","id":82}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}
{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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